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The Missing Kittens

Once upon a time, there lived two kittens. They were black and white. One cat is named Oreo. The other cat is named Patches. My friend, Baliey takes care of them. One day they got lost. Oreo and Patches always stayed together so they would be found together. One day, I went out to get the morning newspaper, when I went to go inside, they were in front of the door! I gave them to Baliey. So they lived happily ever after.

Turkeys

Why eat turkeys for Thanksgiving? They sleep in trees like ordinary birds. The only difference is that boys are toms and girls are hens . boys gobble gobble. Girls cluck cluck. Try eating cow for Thanksgiving instead. You can have it as a hamburger , roast, or ribs. Wild turkeys have tough meat. They are skinny too. Don't eat turkeys for thanksgiving. There might be food poisoning in us. So don't eat turkey on thanksgiving for goodness sake!